Spring Break and I Why I Hate It

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This week was spring break.

On Friday night, crazy neighbors behind Cupcake and crazy neighbors next door to Simply Red had loud crazy parties until four o'clock in the morning.

At this point, Simply Red just starting to get a little crazy but not too fazed, she can stay up all night with the best of them.

Saturday night crazy neighbors on the other side of Cupcake's house had wild crazy party with even wilder crazy brawl with girl on girl fist fight in the middle of the street!

Simply Red still only partially crazy because she has not slept in two days, but she is intrigued by loud screaming outside at three o’clock in the morning, takes a dog out for a walk as a legitimate excuse for scoping out the crazy neighbor situation.

Screaming from drunken women in pitches so high that only Simply Red and the puppy next door could hear. Puppy next door goes berzerk, whimpering and whining until crazy neighbor next door goes out to yell "Shut the fuck up, Sparky" or at least that it is what Simply Red thinks he said, she is loosely interpreting Spanish which she does not speak.

Simply Red is very tired, Simply Red becoming very exhausted but still not yet fully crazy, so Simply Red gets up from bed and begins to set the table for lunch the next day, she unloads dishwasher by the soft glow of reflected ambiant light of day as it breaks forth in the distant. Simply Red does this because she is not a fan of the overhead light and because she doesn’t want to disturb Cupcake whose bedroom window faces Simply Red’s kitchen window.

Next morning, Simply Red tells Cupcake of the big commotion going outside his bedroom window the night before, Simply Red even goes so far as to offer up a complete and full reenactment of the female fisticuffs that took place next door to Cupcake's house, with Simply Red's on the scene eyewitness report of the dogs, the police, and the police dogs called out to break up midnight female cat fight in middle of nice American Middle Class neighborhood .

Cupcake says, "Oh really, I didn’t hear a thing".

THIS MAKES SIMPLY RED CRAZY!

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